Kaelyn's "Stinky Face"
I had my first really embarrassing moment with Kaelyn today. Don't get me wrong, there have been lots of minor embarrassing moments that maybe I thought were mortifying at the time...until today.
Kaelyn and I were waiting in line at a restaurant dessert counter (I know, weird) and while we were waiting, Kaelyn was having a good time walking around the counter and the conveniently low shelves that she could pull strudel and other bakery items off. There were two guys in front of me, who were ordering their food and asking a hundred questions about what come in what and with what sides. As they were paying, Kaelyn momentarily removed her face from the glass counter that she was pressing her nose against, and reached up and grabbed the guy in front of us. Now, she has done this before, and most of the time she is just trying to steady herself so she doesn't fall, and usually strangers think it is cute. But in this particular instance, it was the location of where she grabbed that was cause for concern on the man's part. I won't go in to detail explaining what might be about her level when she is standing up and reaching upward. Worse yet, the man turned around and looked at me, and for a good 3 seconds, we had a very awkward stare-down until he finally looked down and saw Kaelyn. Although he was laughing at this point, he said that he had not noticed her and thought I had done this. So for future reference, I will try to keep Kaelyn a safe 4-5 feet from any other patrons.
1 comment:
hahahaha!! This cracked me up!! still laughing!! Sorry my dear--this is only the beginning of the many ways she will embarrass you--but payback is coming--in about 10-17 year!!!
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